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" Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing "Written By: Emerald Pillow Warning: Language Pairings: None really. Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of
it's characters. You can try to sue me, but all I have is a cat that
looks like Trowa, but is named Duo. Comments: This fanfic was co-written by triton_fujimiya. This is for hardcore Gundam Wing fans that have watched every episode more than once. Rating: R
Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing Chapter 4 Blooper #10 Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare
Director: Action! Zechs: Walker. . .thanks for filling me in on yet another
two enemy machines. Some guy: Lt. Zechs. Victoria base is on the line. ::Beep:: Zechs: Hn? ::Zechs looks up:: ::Noin appears on screen with her eyes closed:: ::Noin salutes:: ::Noin clasps hands together:: ::Noin opens hands and place them on either side of
the wall:: ::Noin leans forward too far and smacks forehead on
screen:: Noin: (rubs forehead) Ow. Can we do that again? Zechs: Looking good as usual Noin Noin: Funny. Blooper #11 Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare
Director: Action! ::Close up of two vultures:: ::One vulture squawks:: ::Close up of Wu Fei:: ::Wu Fei holds up detonation device:: ::Wu Fei hits plunger:: ::Click:: ::Close up of building:: ::Little fizzle from roof of building:: Wu Fei: What the hell was that? You call that a fuckin'
explosion? I was expecting fuckin' Fourth of July here, and you give
me a barbecue grill. Prop manager: Sorry about that Wu Fei. It went out.
Wu Fei: No shit! Get it workin mother fucker. (mumbles) Damn amateurs.
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Director: Action! ::Wu Fei stands and raises hand in defeat:: ::Close up of Noin:: Noin: (Gasp) He's only a baby. ::Fan out to show Wu Fei and Leo:: Noin: He did all that damage to the base by himself?
::Close up of Wu Fei:: Wu Fei: Huh? A woman? Now it makes sense. ::Wu Fei raises hands, arch back:: ::Wu Fei's foot moves around, looking for something::
::Wu Fei looks down:: Wu Fei: All right! Who moved the fuckin bag? It's suppose to be on the 'X'. See the damn 'X'? It's here! Why the hell is the bag over there? Where the hell is the prop guy? Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 2 Director: Action! ::Wu Fei stands and raises hand in defeat:: ::Close up of Noin:: Noin: (Gasp) He's only a baby. ::Fan out to show Wu Fei and Leo:: Noin: He did all that damage to the base by himself?
::Close up of Wu Fei:: Wu Fei: Huh? A woman? Now it makes sense. ::Wu Fei raises hands, arch back:: ::Wu Fei's foot latches to bag:: ::Wu Fei kicks up:: ::Bag becomes tangled on Wu Fei's leg:: ::Wu Fei starts waving foot in air and falls back on
butt:: ::Noin, and whole crew begin laughing:: ::Noin loses control of kneeling Leo:: ::Leo falls over::
Director: Action! ::Wu Fei stands and raises hand in defeat:: ::Close up of Noin:: Noin: (Gasp) He's only a baby. ::Fan out to show Wu Fei and Leo:: Noin: He did all that damage to the base by himself?
::Close up of Wu Fei:: Wu Fei: Huh? A woman? Now it makes sense. ::Wu Fei raises hands, arch back:: ::Wu Fei's foot latches to bag:: ::Wu Fei kicks up:: ::Bag is flung in air:: ::Wu Fei jumps and kicks:: ::Bag falls on ground unaffected:: Wu Fei: DAMNIT! Blooper #13 Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Director: Action! Duo: Mechanics need parts for repairs. Not like you
with your leg. ::Duo kicks his leg:: Duo: (groans) Why did I even bother to rescue this guy
in the first place? He's anti systematically, thinks he's Evil Knievel.
. . Director: Duo? Duo: What? I'm talking here. Director: Duo, it's not anti systematically. . .it's
'he's antisocial.' Duo: Oh. Where should I take up? Director: Start from the groan. Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 2 Director: Action! Duo: (groans) Why did I even bother to rescue this guy in the first place? He's anti smack able, I'm Evil Knevil, and this line is too long. Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 3 Director: Action! Duo: (groans) Man, why do I have to keep groaning? Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 4 Director: Action! ::Duo groans extremely long and irritated groan:: Heero: Can you get this right? Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 5 Director: Action! Duo: (groans) Why did I even bother to rescue this guy
in the first place? He's antisocial, think he's Evil Knevil, and hard
speaks. ::Duo raises arms in surrender:: ::Places right hand under chin:: Duo: You have such a gloomy personality, why don't you
just stop pretending to be a robot. Heero: Hey! Duo: What is it? You're too late if you think you're
going to ask me for my help. Heero: You screwed up the line. Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 6 Director: Action! Duo: (groans) Why did I even bother to rescue this guy in the first place? He's antisocial, think he's Evil Medieval. . .damnit! Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Take 7 Director: Action! Duo: (groans) Why did I even bother to rescue this guy
in the first place? He's antisocial, think he's Evil Knevil, and.
. . .and what was the last part? ::Heero smacks forehead and shakes head::
Director: Let's get this right. . .Please! Action! Duo: (groans) Why did I even bother to rescue this guy
in the first place? He's antisocial, think he's Evil Knevil, and hardly
speaks. Heero: Hey! Duo: What is it? You're too late if you think you're
going to ask me for my help. Director: Cut. Duo: WHAT?!? I did it right! Director: Yes, Duo. You were great. . .but we ran out
of tape. We're going to have to roll it again. ::Heero jumps to his feet and throws computer into Wing
cockpit:: Heero: Screw this! I'm done! ::Heero jumps off Wing and heads off screen:: Duo: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heero Yuy has left the building.
::Duo laughs out loud with door slamming in background::
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Director: Action! Zechs: I've been through it with that Gundam as well.
::Close up of Zechs:: Zechs: But the next time I see them, they won't be getting
off so easy. ::Close up of Noin with eyes closed:: Noin: Oh Zechs. Zechs: I'd be happy. . . Noin: (laughs and points at gun holster between Zech's
legs) Yeah, I guess you are. ::Zechs blush deeply:: ::Zechs begins to move holster:: Director: No. No. Keep it. It looks good. Blooper #15 Marker: Gundam Wing. . Episode 4: The Victorian Nightmare.
Director: Action! ::Wu Fei walks eyes closed into circle of growling Hyenas::
Wu Fei: Get out of my sight you weaklings! ::Hyenas don't move:: ::Hyenas start laughing:: Wu Fei: Where the hell is the animal trainer? I'll kill
those bastards! ::Hyenas become infuriated:: ::Hyenas start growling and walking toward Wu Fei::
Wu Fei: Get out of my sight. . .please? Trowa? Will
you make them your friends? Trowa: (off screen) They are. Why do you think they're
attacking you? ::Heero is laughing off screen::
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