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" Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing "Written By: Emerald Pillow Warning: Language Pairings: None really. Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of
it's characters. You can try to sue me, but all I have is a cat that
looks like Trowa, but is named Duo. Comments: This fanfic was co-written by triton_fujimiya. This is for hardcore Gundam Wing fans that have watched every episode more than once. Rating: R
Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing
Ep. 12
Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors Director: Action! ::Scan up boiling pot and Catherine:: ::Trowa leaning on wall with arms crossed:: Trowa: I'm not so sure what to do. What would happen if I told you that they were making fun of you in the last episode? ::Trowa pauses:: ::Trowa walks over to window and leans on sill:: Trowa: Would you hut them? ::Close up of Heero:: Heero: I've only one thing to tell them. . .it'll hurt like hell. ::Close up of Trowa looking astound:: ::Trowa laughs:: Director: Okay guys. That was ingenious, but not how it goes. Heero: That's how it's gonna go.
Director: Action! ::Trowa laughs:: ::Close up of Catherine:: Catherine: Stop the presses! Trowa's laughing. ::Heero starts laughing::
Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors Director: Action! Heero: Can I ask you a big favor? Can you tell me what's been going on the pass month while I was unconscious? Trowa: I just did. Duo: (off screen) He told you. Heero: it's my line dumbass. At least I say it right. Director: Easy boys. Security doesn't want to get involved.
Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors Director: Action! ::Camera scans Ox pulling plow:: ::Camera follows car on road:: Sally: Did you get a good sleep last night? ::Close up of front of Sally's jeep:: Wu Fei: Yeah. Sally: You didn't really need to help out with getting the food, you know Wu Fei. ::Sally reaches over and lays hand on Wu Fei's leg. Wu Fei: There's no fucking touching in this scene you dumbass woman! Sally: Sure there is! It's in the script. ::Sally pulls script from glove compartment:: ::Sally hands Wu Fei script:: ::Wu Fei scans and reads part:: Wu Fei: Can we cut this shit out? What do I look like? A fucking boy toy? Director: Okay. Okay. Can the touch Sally. Sally: But. . . Wu Fei: You heard him!
Director: Action! Sally: You didn't really need to help out with getting the food, you know Wu Fei. Wu Fei: I'm returning the favor. ::Sally moves closer to Wu Fei:: Sally: What favor is that Wu Fei? Wu Fei: I said we're cutting that shit out! Move near me again and I'll call my fuckin lawyer on your molesting ass. Sally: Okay. Okay.
Director: Action! Wu Fei: I'm returning the favor. Sally: We're the ones that owe you a favor. ::Close up of Wu Fei with arm resting on door:: Wu Fei: It wasn't me who saved you. It was Nataku. ::Camera pans out to show both:: Sally: Nataku, is that what you call your Gundam? ::Silence:: ::Sally looks back at road:: Sally: Fine. ::Sneaky grin pulls at Sally's lips:: Sally: Forget about the Gundam. ::Sally lunges toward Wu Fei:: Wu Fei: AHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! SECURITY! GET THIS CRAZY BITCH OFF ME!! Blooper #41 Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors Director: Action! Sally: But you saved my life yesterday. Wu Fei: That's just because it was in the script and I got paid.
Director: Action! Sally: But you saved my life yesterday. ::Wu Fei walks down stair:: Wu Fei: That's because you people are weak. ::Close up of boat:: Sally: You're right. We are weak. But we won't give up. People join our fight because we are weak. ::Wu Fei steps onto the boat:: ::Wu Fei turns to Sally:: ::Boat shifts rapidly then topples over:: ::Wu Fei splashes into water:: ::Sally burst into laughter along with rest of crew:: ::Wu Fei surfaces:: Wu Fei: Damnit! Blooper #42 Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors Director: Action! ::Wu Fei steps onto the boat:: ::Wu Fei turns to Sally:: ::Close up of Sally:: Sally: The same way you did. ::Camera pans out to Wu Fei still just standing in boat:: Sally: Aren't you supposed to be floating away? Wu Fei: You say it like it's my fuckin fault. Where are the damn divers? They're supposed to push me off. Don't they know who to do their damn job? You bastards! You're ruining my scene! Blooper #43 Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors Director: Action! ::Camera scans Heero in bed half bandaged:: Heero: What are you planning to do? ::Close up of Trowa standing in doorway, bag across shoulder:: Trowa: Well, do you really want me to answer that? It is a PG. show. Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 12: Bewildered Warriors. . .take 2. Director: Action! Heero: What are you planning to do? ::Close up of Trowa standing in doorway, bag across shoulder:: Trowa: In my Colony, consensus wasn't reached to fight using the Gundams. ::Trowa slumps bag off shoulder:: ::Trowa leans back with intentions of leaning on wall:: ::Trowa misses wall and hits head:: ::Heero laughs hysterically:: Heero: My consensus's says that's what you get for trying to act cool.
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