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"Out dated"Written By: Vega-Lume Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. This series
and all characters original to it are licensed by Sunrise and Madman
Entertainment. I claim no ownership, nor do I profit in any way from
this fan work Rating: R Warnings: suggested sexual situations, language. Pairings: 1x2 Summary: Duo expresses his opinion about the TV
commercials that keep interrupting the late night movie. " Out dated"
"I mean, I can't believe that still hawk this shit, didn't those things go out in the twentieth century?" Heero smirked at Duo's little rant as the offending commercial ended only to be followed up by one even worse. "Jeezus H. Christ!" Duo swore as the Viagra commercial with the awful rendition of 'Viva Las Vegas' graced the screen. "Fuck, what's wrong with guys today, they need a vacuum pump to get it started, a pill to make it bigger and Viagra to keep it up." Heero laughed out right, they HAD been watching a late night movie on the T.V. but it seemed as if all the advertising space had been purchased by companies targeting the one organ unique to male anatomy. "Heero, promise to shoot me if I ever need that shit." "Don't worry love. By the time either of us need this, we'll both be already be dead." "Good, at least I'll be naturally stiff." Duo quipped then turned back to the T.V. as the movie resumed.
Owari Titan Goddess and I were watching 'U.S. Marshalls' on AMC last night (7/15/08) and every commercial during every commercial break had something to do with making a guys' little guy bigger, or hard. Viagra, a vacuum pump, which is what Duo is referring to as going out in the twentieth century. And a pill that supposedly makes it 'bigger' naturally. (that one they showed back to back every other break)
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